Biscuit-addled Mind
Get the kettle on. How do you take yours? Three TV sets and a splash of WhatsApp, please. On second thoughts, I'll just have black coffee.
“You’ve got such a biscuit-addled Mind” Simon said as I poured a can of Foster’s into his bowl of cheese puffs, then proceeded to down the cheesy-lagery slop in one go.
As you know, I’ve been reflecti…
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